Midlife Crisis?? I wouldn't call it THAT!
At A Glance
Author anonymous
Contact anonymous@bme.anon
When A week ago
Artist My husband
Studio My bedroom
It tends to be a bit boring on the midnight shift, so I spend a lot of time surfing the 'net. I started looking for new jewelry for my stretched lobes and found pictures of body piercings. Being the curious type, I started looking at the female genital piercings. I found them to be very interesting. I asked my spouse what he thought of them. He thought they were pretty sexy, but there is a limit to the amount of steel that he likes. Now I HAVE to have one. I think they're hot, he thinks they're hot. It's a win-win situation!

I have to admit, I'm still a bit of a chicken, so I started with the inner labia. I didn't think it would hurt THAT much. Thin little tissue that's tough and used to a bit of abuse. Why not? What could go wrong?

My first experience with genital piercing was, shall we say, a pseudo-practice session. Although the piercing is definitely permanent, my dear husband's (DH) skills need a bit of honing. Neither of us knows that much about piercing. I bought a sterile piercing kit from a store online. This way I could have it done in the comfort of my own home with the only man who regularly sees me "sans panties". I was a little shy about dropping my undies for someone I didn't know. Being 41, I have just a little bit of modesty. Alright, so I lied, I'm actually more of a cheapskate than modest. When I found out it was $65, I almost choked!

I was all excited to get this piercing done before I had to sleep for the day. There's no way I could sleep knowing I had all the stuff to finally get my first piercing. I sit all night at work, so I didn't fancy doing it right before I went. I figured I needed just a little time to heal. I hopped in the shower and cleaned myself all up in preparation. In the meantime DH set out his materials. He laid a clean towel on the bed and I fetched the paper towels. (Just in case there was blood leaking from the new piercing.) I lay back on the bed with my knees up and as far back as they would go. My DH donned his sterile gloves and picked up the forceps. Lightly clipping it to my inner labia, we made some small talk, and I giggled a bit. He certainly has never been in that area before with all his clothes on! He prepared the sterile jewelry and picked up the cork and sterile needle and said "Ready?". Taking a big breath in and then blowing out slowly, he stabbed with the needle into the rubber cork. Holy SHIT that hurt! I expected the needle to just slide right through, but NO...it's dragging and it hurts like HELL. No wonder piercers use KY jelly. Duh! (I guess that's another reason to go to a professional.)

Luckily I do have my own bottle of KY. By this time DH's hands were shaking like leaves! He felt so bad because he was hurting me. Being totally committed to this idea, there was no way I was giving up. Besides, I had spent about $10.00 on the kit, I wasn't wasting THAT! (See, I am a cheapskate) Now I'm laying there on the bed, needle in my labia while he's dripping a little KY on the needle. I prepare myself while he gets ready to move the needle through a little bit. I pull back on my knees again and he pushes the needle through more. NOW it doesn't hurt at all! (Imagine that!) He finally strips off the gloves, his hands are still shaking and he's sweating under the gloves. Off he goes to wash his hands so we can finish up this interesting "experiment".

He comes back to the bed and picks up the CBR and readies me for the jewelry to go through. Luckily, it slides right through. I was SO excited! It looks so PRETTY! I just love the steel sticking out between my "naughty bits". I spend a lot of time at work in the bathroom. I can't help but look at it. I'm sure somebody at my job thinks I have some sort of "problem". But I don't care; it's AWESOME to look at!

I have another kit for my nipples. I haven't done those yet. I guess I'm still trying to work up the nerve. It's been 4 days since DH did the deed. Everything's healing nicely and I can finally walk without strutting funny. Next time, I will go to the professionals... I just have to have one or two more pretties. Probably a VCH and do the inner labia.


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