My holy f**k piercing
At A Glance
Author anonymous
When Six months ago
Artist Lana
So this was a birthday present to myself for my 18 birthday I live in Ontario so that is the age of consent. I was so nervous I really wanted the piercing, but I new that it was going to hurt, and I really didn't want to walk like I had a pickle up my but like I was told I would.

I was excited but nervous, but I didn't want to be a chicken so I called and made the appointment, my boyfriend was rather excited.

So I got there and was told to go to the bathroom and clean up with anti-bacterial cleansing clothes and to be sure to get into all the crevices. So I did that and then I went into the piercing room which was right beside the bathroom thank god I because was walking around with a towel as a skirt.

I went and laid down on the chair bed thing which was sticking to my back because it was leather with a towel under my butt spread eagle to a women I hardly knew, but I trusted her seeing as she had done all my other piercing's.

As I was lying there I was being tickled because my clit is the most ticklish area on my body. She was telling me how she had done another girls clit piercing and she was a heavy girl and when she had done it the girl flinched and screamed and closed her legs and Lana went flying taking the needle with her. So the girl had to go through twice the pain because she wanted to get it pierced.

She told me to take in a deep breath and quickly exhale and the needle would be through, meanwhile in the front of the shop my boyfriend walked in just in time to hear me scream holy f**k, Lana started laughing at me. But to tell you the truth that is the only time it hurt for me after she got the bar through and I stood up I couldn't feel a thing. It was quite amusing though because looking up at the ceiling was a Betty Boop picture and on the wall beside me was a picture of 5 hairless cats and Lana had put barbells through the picture to make it look like the cats had piercing's.

I only told my closest friends that I had gotten it done and somehow it got back to my old bosses at Wendy's. They started to laugh at me because they already make fun of me for being bisexual so this just added onto it. I was scared that they were gonna think that I was disgusting but they actually didn't. I guess that it just had o take time to sink in that I was not a slut or anything. I did it for my own purpose not so that I could just go out and tell a guy that I had a clit piercing and get laid. I've been with the same guy for almost 4 years and he loves my holy f**k piercing (that what we have called it since I got it pierced). He says that he loves the way it looks on me and he can't help but get turned on thinking about it I just laugh at him. My advice is that you don't put any dangly hoops in because it will tear a bit and then it will hurt like hell when u pee. So try and get the smallest barbell possible and get the piercing artist to put it in because trust me it is hard by yourself. It took me almost 2 whole hours to get my hoop in. I had to change it to a hoop because my bar lost a ball. I know you can get replacement balls but I also saw hoops on porn videos (which I do watch with my boyfriend check it out cool website free porn www.megarotic.org all kinds of stuff in there.) so I thought it looked pretty cool. So I wanted one so just get the artist to put it in for you. You must realize that once you have this small ring in that you won't be able to change it all the time. I know because I'm one of those people that if they get a new piercing that they have to change it a million times. That is also how you get infection, which I'm sure that no one would want down there. It would probably hurt like hell. But that is my experience hope you have enjoyed reading about my holy f**k piercing. It was the best experience of my life. If your thinking of getting one I say do it because if u don't you'll regret it for the rest of your life thinking well I could have had that piercing but I was too chicken, so get it I promise you wont regret it.


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