Ok so my story isn't one you're regularly going to hear, mostly because my Vertical Clitoral Hood was mostly an accident.
At A Glance Author crazy311 Contact wiccanstreetsk8r@hotmail.com When Six months ago im supposed to warn you; DON'T DO THIS AT HOME!
It was August 19th 2005, my boyfriend and his friends had left for the beach and I had decided to stay home a little longer, so I had more time to get ready [I had just woken up as they were leaving]. I am getting ready and thinking about getting a new piercing but I am unsure what to get.
I had just been introduced to porn and had seen a lot of new things, I decided that I really liked J. Jamison's genital ring [not knowing what it was called at the time] but I had never had a professional pierce anything on my body before [well accept my first hole in my ears when I was 7 but I have stretched them to a 00, and that was done with a gun] so I was afraid it was going to hurt a lot and that I might cry on the table [seeing as one of my friends was dating the piercer it would have been embarrassing] so I decided to see just how much it hurt!
I am sitting on my bed with a safety pin and a hand mirror applying pressure to were I thought the ring would go [remember I am not piercing it ..just seeing how it might feel] ...yah its not to bad, so I press a little harder thinking that there must be some big bad pain about to come...nope nothing, press a little harder, and finally after about 5 mins of this I move a little and realize that the safety pin is half way through my hood, well I think to myself.. Hell if that didn't hurt I might as well keep going! So another 10 mins go bye and pop through the last layer of skin, I jumped so bad when I heard it pop.. I think it scared me more than it hurt! So I close up the safety pin and go to the mirror to see how it looks...I was so incredibly happy with it, I was literally dancing around my room and to my surprise, nothing, no pain, no blood it was clean and through.
So I put on my clothes finish doing my hair, grab my skate board and I am off to the beach. Now I knew not to go swimming right after so I just suntanned with some friends, but the fact that I had done it, and done it myself was really exiting. When I told my boy friend later that after noon he didn't believe I did it myself! But he thought it was really hot after he saw it.
But when I got home I started to worry. I now had some time to think about what could happen and I immediately got on the internet and started looking every were I could for information and horror stories...what to do, what not to do ect. I found some after care instructions and followed them closely. I cleaned it with anti-bacterial hand soap twice a day [I had not salts, or even knew what they were], I only wore cotton undies if I wore them at all, and I checked it out with out playing with it or moving it around every time I went to the bathroom.
The safety pin I happened to use was quite small and as it started to swell it was so funny looking I had to take picture...and I started noticing that when I was cleaning it I had to make sure all the "dry matter" was removed because other wise it hurt like nothing I could ever describe!
A few days later I changed it to a circular barbell about the same gauge as the safety pin I had chosen to use, and I couldn't help but think just how beautiful it looked. But a few days later as I was pulling my pants down to go to the bathroom it end caught on my underwear and it got tugged. It hurt so bad I was grabbing at it to stop the pain, luckily it had only gotten caught for a few seconds and quickly slid off. But the next day I wasn't so lucky, undressing for bed the ring again got stuck on my underwear, but this time it was past my knees before I realized and whipped them back up...I unhooked myself and rolled around on the floor holding my now bleeding genitals, although it wasn't bleeding badly the appearance of blood was there and it scared me into shock. After an hour or so I climbed into bed and decided that the next day was time for me to go out and get some better jewelry.
After stretching it to the gauge of my new ring I've had no problems to report .The piercing held with in a month or so, and I have to say I love it so much. Not only is it something that only I have [and with my circle of friends that's sometimes hard to do!] its something that I, myself did. Also I love when your relationship gets to that point were you take it that further step and he finds this little metal joy that ive been keeping secret from him, the look on his face is priceless.. Then when they learn about how I got it well I wouldn't trade it for the world. My VCH is my best friend and I am thinking about getting it a buddy, and I am thinking about a HCH [but this time professional].
The only time I really notice it is while I am walking and my pants hit it, but its not exactly a bad thing.. Just something you have to adjust to. As far as pleasure goes, I would have to say I am generally more stimulated but seeming as it's a horizontal in doesn't touch my clit as much as a vertical, and sometimes during rough sex the ball falls out, but then the ring is probably not tight enough to keep it in. I recently switched to a larger metal ball, but I haven't gotten the chance to test it out yet but I am really exited about trying it out when I finally get the chance.