I have to start with a little background on myself...
At A Glance Author toomuchfun!! When It just happened Artist Kristie Studio tattoo gallery Location Amarillo, Tx I am 41, have 5 children and 2 adorable granddaughters. My husband and I have been married for nearly 15 years. I am active in my church and am in a girls Bible study, as well as a member of the PTA, and a Geologist. Not the stereo-typical body piercing candidate. My husband had always stated how sexy he thought hood piercings were, he saw them in some pictures at a tattoo shop he delivered to (he works for UPS). I told him monkeys would fly out of his behind before I would do it!! I've had a breast augmentation and that was enough for me!
I have always been a firm believer that inside marriage I could be as sexy and naughty as I wanted. The more flesh my husband saw the happier he would be!! The clencher for me was a question I asked him..., if he could be anyone for a day, who would it be? Without hesitation he replied, "Hugh Hefner, he has all the money all the toys and all the women". I considered how I could make my prince charming feel like Hugh Hefner (aside from rounding up my girlfriends and renting a mansion!) I knew I would sure like to accommodate his fantasy, but the thought of the needle DOWN THERE totally freaked me out! Not to mention I work with all men and if they ever suspected I had pierced anything below my neck, hell would freeze over before I would hear the end of it!! ( much like having 10 big brothers!).
After weighing the pros and cons I decided to look into the piercings he had always thought were so sexy. I quickly made a few phone calls and asked some questions, of coarse I was hiding in the bedroom whispering in the phone as not to be overheard by the little darlings!! The first few men I talked to were not much help and affirmed the feeling that I wouldn't be dropping my drawers in front of any of them any time soon. Finally, I reached a studio with a female body piercer.
Kristie called me back right away. She answered all my questions and explained the difference between vertical and horizontal piercing, as well as putting me at ease about being able to walk normally and not break out in orgasms every time I crossed my legs! (not that it would be such a bad thing!) she was very professional and made me feel very much at ease. She agreed to meet me the next morning as I had six days off work and felt I would need that time to heal.
I met Kristie the next morning (she even met me at 8:30 a.m. before the shop opened, I didn't want to be limping around when the kids came home from school!). I was pretty relaxed and very excited, I looked through the jewelry and saw the most beautiful gold hoop (14g) and white pearl, love at first sight!I decided on the horizontal piercing, I new I had found my match!
The room was very clean and everything was wrapped in packaging, the autoclave was on the counter as well as a Texas health inspection certificate framed on the wall. The moment of truth! I dropped my pants and assumed the position. Kristie marked where she though my hoop would look the best. She gave me a mirror and it looked good to me too. She used the forceps and said "take a deep breath and BLOW". It hurt REALLY bad for about a second, but no blood and no pain after that!! Kristie was very thorough in explaining the care of my new piercing. I got dressed and drove myself home. I giggled all the way just thinking "if my girlfriends only knew!" WOW did I ever feel sexy! I had originally planned on not telling anyone, but after it not being that big of deal, and knowing my husband can't be the only guy turned on by it, I've decided to suggest some non-traditional stimulation for the marriage rut, to my study partners (along with not wearing over sized t-shirts to bed)!
I absolutely love it, I am writing to you wives out there! We need to start thinking out of the box!! So, if your "Hugh Hefner" has a little fantasy, oblige him! As long as it's in your moral comfort zone. And above all, don't be afraid of doing something you never thought you'd do!!
I can't wait until tonight when my husband is relaxing in the living room, after a long day, and he's had a wonderful home cooked meal, the kids a tucked in bed... he'll be in for the biggest surprise he's had in a while! I'll do a sexy little dance in t-back panties and show him Hugh just dreams of having it so good!!