Can you say crazy, I have been thinking about a PA for quite sometime now and was getting to the point of really going to get it done, so while i was drunk and had money to spend one night I made the phone call to the shop that did my nipple piercings and inquired about a price, the voice on the phone says $150 plus jewelry, i pick myself up off the floor and ask about a jacobs ladder also again the same answer $150 plus, Im like wow I need to be in the piercing business...a rub, a scrub, a poke and a push and $150 dollars in your pocket...my brain starts cranking as the smoke clears my head, I decide HEY I can do this! My internet search begins the next day I find all the information I need on the wonderful net, Im building my confidence with every page I go to... Im ready "I think"! My boss had seen me doing research and decides he wants to jump on the band wagon, he finds a supplier for our do it yourself madness, a list of tools and jewelry is created, ordered and the wa iting begins 4 days later our stuff shows up we lay it out and inspect our booty, spreader pliers, check 6 gauge needle, check 6 gauge cbr, check receiving tube ahhhh no check, oh sh** , we cant do this without a tube, arrrggghhh, ok dejected we go to our respective homes.
At A Glance Author anonymous Contact anonymous@bme.anon When A week ago Artist Me Studio at home on my bed Location Arizona I get home show my goods to my favorite wife of 26 years and tell her about our problem...thats ok I didn't want you to do it anyway... are the first words out of her mouth, but I am wanting to do this. Where there is a will, there is a way! I had also received the jewelry and needles to do a 5 step jacobs ladder, whose story I will tell in a different letter. Okay, my mind is running 100 miles an hour, I want to get this done but no receiving tube........ok lets do the ladder...... about an hour later im the proud owner of a 5 step ladder and can still walk...I scrounge all around the house what can I use for a tube, a pen, no to big, tube inside pen, no to small... I NEED A TUBE... finally a mid sized tube is found I cut an angle on the end smooth it out and check for fit, OUCH to dang big, lube it... the devil in my head says, why don't you wait the angel in front of me pleads, once again the devil wins... LOL... lube the tube try to slide it in gently the little soldier says "HELL NO" that is an exit only, try to ram it in the little soldier again says "ain't going to happen"! Have you ever tried to pick up a noodle with boxing gloves on, just try that one time thats how i felt trying to get that tube in little willy.
I finally get a small amount of the tube in side and think ok here we go, needle in hand I check placement poke in where I think the end of the tube is and push its not going anywhere, pain is there push harder maybe the needle is just a little dull keep pushing the devil says it will go...I keep pushing its not happening ....Im loosing my grip on willy.... oh sh** the tube slips out, brain says pull out, devil says no, I listen to the devil continue pushing its not happening I finally stop.... blood is flowing from a hole about half as big as it needs to be. Thinking I can just force the ring in, so I think... oh hell no that ain't happening.... I spend the next 45 minutes trying to get the blood to slow down and find a way to restrain willy so I can decorate him. Finally a plan is formulated willy is restrained the tube reinserted the needle applied to the skin, into the tube sh** it still wont go quite all the way in push harder the devil says, I push, more, more, more... POP the needle comes through the inside of my urethra and finds its way into the tube, I push the needle in, pull the tube away and there it is one HUGE ass needle sticking out of my poor soldier now lets feed the jewelry in chasing the needle, WOW look at that my wiener has a ring in it, use the pliers put the ball in and Im done.
This procedure was done with all the precautions for infection, In place I scrubbed willy with betadine, washed him with FRESH hydrogen peroxide, cleaned all tools and jewelry with peroxide, washed my hands with anti bacterial soap. Overall I would rate this as a good experience if I had the right equipment and some patience it would have been a great one not a lot of pain, fair amount of blood loss but that again was due to lack of the proper equipment. Is this a procedure I would recommend to anyone... I would say sure just be prepared and take your time.
I will update this as time passes to let you know how it heals and any problems I might have. I did have SEX already...I know shame on me I should have waited 2 weeks but I just wanted to try out my new overhaul of an old toy and couldn't wait. I was 3 days post procedure, all went pretty well, I did bleed some but it was pretty good. My wife is not sure how she likes it, we will see as time goes on. Remember I did a ladder on the same night so my soldier is quite decorated we will talk to you later.
LETS ALL REMEMBER... DON'T BE CRAZY LIKE ME, DON'T DO YOUR PIERCING AT HOME LEAVE IT TO THE PROS!!!!
"Bored, find a place to put a hole in your body and do it"