So, the Prince Albert.
At A Glance Author MrHorus Contact horus@bawkz.com When Three months ago Artist Laura Studio New Image Piercing Location Irvine, Scotland My facination with this piercing goes back a number of years to when I was at high school and someone gave me the URL of a picture of someone with a PA.
My initial reaction was one of shock and disgust and I was like "aww jeez aw no man, why would anyone POSSIBLY want to do something like THAT?".
Despite my initial misgivings, I couldnt resist taking another look at the picture. And another. And another.
I decided that I would get a PA eventually. It might be a few months down the line, it might well be decades, but I would get one eventually.
For the next few years the PA kinda evolved as a running joke between me and some friends. If they would foot the bill and buy me a few beers (each, I may add) afterwords, I would gladly get it done.
I was half hoping they would pay for it thinking I would chicken out so I could get it for free, whilst the other half of me was thinking that yeah man, I so WOULD chicken out.
In time, high school came to a close and I was setting off for University. It was about this time that I was introduced to the heavy metal community, where piercings are quite common and I even met and talked with people who had a PA and I seen a few of them with my own eyes and I resolved to get one done when at university so that I could suprise all my friends when I came back.
Things didnt quite work out as I planned and due to becoming very depressed, i returned to my hometown to take a year out of university to recover and catch up with my coursework.
It was soon after I moved back that I met my current girlfriend who is quite into piercings and tattoos, and it was with her encouragement that I finally plucked up the courage to get it done.
One of J's friends is a piercer and one night on the internet she was saying how she likes doing unusual piercings and enquired wether or not I would like to get a PA, as she has asked all her friends and they said no.
As her test subject (the first she would do), I would get the whole thing for free.
I was initially dubious. I mean hey, my girlfriend's best mate, wants to ram a needle through my dick followed by a ring of surgical steel, dispite having never done it before?
Alarm bells were ringing in my head even then, but I mean hey, I would get what I had wanted for so long, plus it wouldn't cost me anything into the bargain so hey, why not?
Now I know a lot of you will be reading this and thinking "OMG, how could you take such a risk?" and I was thinking the same things but hey, I'm very foolhardy at the best of times so I guess it was worth it.
I done a lot of research as the day got closer and I began to get rather alarmed, as I was reading about how sore it would be to pee for weeks (I anticipated as much), that it bled and bled and bled and bled (and bled and bled...) and that for a few days you might be pissing out blood clots (aww man WTF?!).
I was not a happy bunny on the drive down.
Once we got there, Laura, to her credit, put me totally at ease, especially given that I was more than a little nervous about exposing my bits to my girlfriend's best mate.
I was a little worried about getting hard whilst they were marking me up and stuff, but thankfully that didn't happen.
Now, normally most piercers will insert the needle when you breathe out, but no, not this time, and I was caught totally off guard by the cotton bud with the anaesthetic, man it hurt!
I admit I was in quite a bit of emotional distress here and I was pleading with her to hurry up and put the needle in and get it over with, to which Laura replied "calm down, its in, i'm just putting the ring in".
Huh? That was it? Admittadly it was a little bit sharp and rather uncomfortable (kinda like a highly localised pricking pain), it wasnt at all as bad as I had imagined.
All the pain and agony that I had pumped myself up for was entirely psychological.
"there ya go, done!"
Laura sounded quite pleased, so it was the moment of truth.
I looked down.
I was pleased.
"Oh yeah, who'se the daddy?!"
Man it looked sooooo good! I couldnt believe I had just done that, and to think that it really wasn't as sore as I had imagined?
As i'm writing this, I have had my PA for about 3-4 months and I am happy to say that its healed fully.
Whilst sex was initially uncomfortable, once I changed to a curved barball, normal progrramming soon resumed with a boost.
When people say this will improve your sex life, you couldnt possibly understand just how much until you get it done!
Absolutely amazing!
Having sex without it in is now totally pointless, I dont know how anyone would choose to be "normal" once they have tried this and now that its healed enough to have sex with the ring in, it just gets better and better!
1.I'm really proud of myself for finally having the courage to get this done, its absolutely fantastic and I like having a secret that my family dont know about.