Well it all started one day when I was looking I asked my mom for an ear piercing at age 14. She took me down to the local mall (stupid idea), and had it done with a gun. Ever since then it started. Now I have had ears done multiple times, tongue, nipples, frenum, guiche, bridge. My next piercing was going to be a PA.
At A Glance Author Fry Guy Contact Fry Guy@bme.anon When N/A Artist Self-Done Studio Home Location CA When I decided that I had wanted a Prince Albert, I wasn't quite sure if I could make the commitment of having to urinate sitting down. Since it still is early, I don't know if I can pee standing up yet. I have to teach myself because practice makes perfect. Anyway, when I was finally ready, I had to think of the procedure that I was going to do. Please do not try the following at home, it wasn't a very smart move of me to do, and it can lead you to many problems.
One night when I was sitting there with the unopened needle ready to go, not knowing if I was ready, I opened knowing it was now or never. My plan was to slip the needle into my urethra and go from there. Little did I know the complications. When I had put the lube on the needle, and slid it down, it was stabbing the inside. I had to be very careful. Now it was time for the piercing.
As I started to push the needle through, I had a rush of heat run down my body. I started to sweat, but it was ok. It took me a while before I could get that sucker needle to get through. About ten minutes later, It was done. When I was ready to insert the jewelry, I was quite the moron about not planning ahead. The only thing that looked like it would be able to fit would be a straight barbell. Once I had inserted the barbell without a problem, I noticed how uncomfortable it was. The ball of the barbell had been going inside my urethra causing a very uncomfortable feeling. After it not being to comfortable, I had taken it out. That was a bad Idea.
It started bleeding but I had it under control. I had wrapped it in tissue paper and went to sleep. When I woke up that morning, the tissue paper was filled with blood. I then went to take a pee for the first time. I dipped it in warm water taking hints from experiences I had read on BME. It helped! That night I went to hang out with friends. That was the worst of it. I had to take a piss really bad so I went behind bushes. When I started to go, I felt a huge burning pain. Worst pain I have ever had. It was INTENSE. After that night it was all better though, and I had missed the PA. I swore if I were to get one next time, I would do it with proper jewelry. Well there was a next time.
About six months later, as I looked at one of the pictures I had taken of the PA, I decided I was going to try it again. I did the same stupid thing as I did before, I did it myself. This time I was sure that the ring I had would fit though.
I did the same procedure, unwrapped the needle, got the jewelry prepared, got the lube, and here I went. I lubed the needle, stuck it down my urethra, having more difficulty this time then I did the first as I kept getting the needle stuck, and started to push. The second time was a lot harder to get through the skin. Finally when I got the needle through, I had run into many problems.
One problem was that the skin was way to tight. I pushed and it hardly moved, so I was concerned about the follow through. Another was that there wasn't just a little, but ALOT of blood started to pour out my urethra. I wasn't that worried because I had read that it happens. Worrying that I would miss the follow through, and have no piercing at all, I tried solving my problem.
I had some wire cutters handy and decided to cut the sharp point off of the needle. I had snipped it off, wrapped my penis up, and went to bed.
In the morning I found some blood on the tissue, but not as much as I had expected. Here was my first piss. Being worried about before, I had soaked my penis in warm water while pissing. It didn't hurt at all surprisingly. I was happy that it didn't hurt. Now it was time for school.
I jumped in the shower, rewrapped my friend of mine, got dressed, and left for school. At school it was a very uncomfortable day. I kept getting sharp pains, and couldn't wait to get home. When I got home, I was surprised to find hardly any blood on the wrapping. The only thing I disliked was having the stupid needle still in.
That night, after doing a long sea soak, the skin had loosened, and it was my time to insert the CBR. I had a couple to spare so I opened the ring as much as possible not wanting to miss the follow through with a narrow opening. When I got it through and tried to bend the ring back, it was being stubborn. I took a new ring out, and tried to follow through as best as possible. Oops, I slipped and here came the blood.
My PA must love blood, because that's all it ever seemed to do. So anyway, the blood was spewing out and I began to panic. I didn't want to loose my new piercing. I quickly stuck the new ring in my urethra and tracked it to the opening hole. It was finally done. My PA was complete after two days.
It has been five days since I've had it now. The bleeding has completely stopped, and pissing has become a new obstacle. I have to learn how to control it now. It doesn't hurt anymore, just a little weird having something through my urethra.
If you are considering getting a PA, I would suggest you do a lot of research before hand. It helps, and prevents worries that you may have. On the other hand, I do not suggest you do it your self. I was stubborn and didn't want another person handling my friend. So if you are going to get one, I wish you the best of luck with it.