At A Glance Author RevDrake Contact security@satanic-kindred.org IAM RevDrake When Five years ago Artist Self Studio Shop I was a tattoo artist at Location Hudson , Hew Hampshire My story takes us to a tattoo shop I was working at in Hudson New Hampshire, just outside of Nashua New Hampshire. I was the new guy but my good friend Phil was an artist there for about 5 months before I joined on as a tattooist. I am not a piercer mind you and well this will prove it for sure.
I had been really wanting to get my frenum done for like over a year at this time so I went and bought an 8 gauge needle and barbell seeing I was all about starting big. Now no one at the shop would do it because they had never done male piercings and well they didn't want my tiny soldier in their hands I guess, so I got all the gear together and headed for the safest most private place I could use.......the bathroom.
I had a surgical tray with all my stuff, a sterilized clamp,a marking pen,cork,needle,barbell,lube and some gauze and away I went. I first cleaned the area with iodine and well I was scared so I had to deal with my penis trying to retract into my body and being I was about 385+lbs then I had enough trouble seeing my own stuff. Ok truth is truth my private part is rather small to me and trying to get it to stay where I could see it was a work out to say the least.
I finally got the marks where I thought they went but I was using the bathroom mirror to see so I was off like really bad plus I had never pierced so I had no idea how or where to do it but I wanted it NOW. I grabbed the clamps and pinched the skin under my shaft into them and got the dots lined up (I knew that much) but I never checked to see if the skin had folded in on itself (it had), One thing I didn't know was not to clamp the clamp and use rubber bands because I clicked the clamps all the way which was a bit painful (and left some not so nice bruising) , I then grabbed the 8 gauge needle which looked like a damn HUGE to me now. I lube the needle up and place the tip against my penis and I can feel the sharp point pinching the surface, I take a few nice long breaths and push the needle into the cork but being my first ever self pierce or piercing in general (on the doing end) for that matter I felt the cork resist like it wasn't through but when I pushed the needle and let the cork go , It had gone through with just a pinch and I was surprised and pleased and a little bit relieved as well.
Well I take the clamps off and see the indents in my skin but oh well. I run the barbell which has to be like 7/8 of an inch (and I am nowhere near that wide) and I push the needle out with it and put the ball on and when I looked at my new piercing I was like "OH MY GOD!!!" I had done it not only crooked as hell but it went" barbell ,skin , barbell , skin barbell "so I had really messed it up. I took it out right away and wrapped the little guy in gauze . After cleaning it up I was a little pale , which I think was from the shock of messing it up.
Well I walk out to see my friends in the shop seeing I had been in there for 45 minutes and they looked and said "WOW you are pale , How did it go ?" all I did was hold up a paper towel covered in blood and said "Who wants some dick blood ? " well I got a chuckle , Then they were all like "Are you ok?" I was fine and it healed in 2 weeks no marks at all.however I will say if you are going to attempt this on yourself have a good sized piece and read up and learn first.
Since this time I have thought about getting it done by a piercer but I have not had the nerve . I do want to ad future mods on to my penis but I will say if and when I do I will be sure to have it done by a pro or I will at least read up on it more and maybe wait until I loose a little more weight. The actual piercing part wasn't bad at all and I know I can handle the pain but I now have the thought of that experience to last my lifetime.