So, listen up subjects! My first experience of a piercing for all your waiting eyes is here! Now, people are well aware of how sceptical I've been over the years of the whole idea! Always a fan, just never tightened up my balls and done it! I had an ear piercing back when I was, ooh let's see, 8!! So, things have changed! Back then I had to sit in a crazy old man's chair while he prepared a giant pistol which looked like some medieval torture device! So I'm told, the whole gun thing is bollocks and needles are always the way to go! I now know this, so I knew what to be asking for! So, I got up, got dressed, got clean and set off to get some metal! How did I come to decide to do it? There's a mini story, let me tell it!
At A Glance Author Domain Contact Domain@bme.anon When It just happened Artist Denise Wiltshire Studio Kashmir Location Grimsby I had a dream the other night about me going to get a piercing! For one reason or another, I was home and upset because I felt like shit! Why, I've no idea?! But, dream me wanted to do something about it! So, I got up, got dressed, got clean and set off to get some metal! I have no idea where I went, who did the job, what they looked like, nothing! Weird how vague dreams can be isn't it?! Anyway! Now, where as I don't remember the piercing itself taking place, I do remember what I had done! For some reason, in my dream, I'd gotten my tongue, lip, eyebrow and a scaffold in my ear, haha! So, I thought, fuck yeah, this looks awesome, woke up, and decided to start doing it!
What should I go for first I thought? I went for the tongue! Now, the other ones were certainly tempting, but I thought, seeing as I'm still slightly sceptical about the whole thing for me as I said, I decided on my tongue! That way, it's sort of hidden! Good logic? Haha! Well I thought so anyway, and now I'm side tracking, haha! Story!!...
Now I've heard various different stories and such about places around Grimsby. In my dream, I had no idea where I was going or anything but still got it done! I sat and had a think about piercing places around Grimsby/Cleethorpes, Beorc, Skin Fantasy etc etc! But, my very good friend Denise just so happens to be the piercer at Kashmir, so, I trotted my cotton socks over to there! I knew she'd be good to me, so went for it! Admittedly, my pants had as much brick work in there as they did arse but it's my first time, can't blame a guy for being nervous right?! Denise was awesome though, really helped to calm me down! After some kind words, she put her apron and gloves on and asked if I was ready! Now, the first image that came into my head was my hands on the bed and to drop my trousers, haha, but rude imagination aside, I was ready! So, she uses the cool anesthetic numbing stuff that just makes any guy look silly and dribble, haha! But, that was all ok! Then, in went the clamp and she tells me that's all I'll feel really! Of course I felt curious all the same but she was right, just made sure I was comfortable and such before she did anything so that made the whole experience much much easier! Moments later, I had my first piercing!
Off the bed I jump straight to the mirror where anyone would think I was mocking myself as my tongue remained out for the next 5 minutes at least, haha, had to admire the good work! Of course, soon after, all these ideas came into my head of different bars I should get and what colours etc etc etc! If there was a lady in my life I'd most likely be after a vibrating one as I know they exist, maybe get one for the future...but that's yet ANOTHER tale!
So, a recap! A thank you to Denise first off for A)Being so awesome and also professional, B)Helping me relax and persuading me it'd really suit me, and C)For making me shape my nuts up and actually get it done! Owe you one D, thank you SO much! It was much like when I got my first tattoo! Kind of anxious and such as I wasn't really sure what to expect, but, once I got there and started it all, I realised I had nothing to worry about and that I was going to leave damn damn happy! £15 very very well spent! Now, if you don't like it, I don't care, haha, I'm happy! However, should I get any more, help me decide folks!!